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WEIrd JumBLE of WoRDs

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SOmeOnE'S WEIrd JumBLE of WoRDs Today I pondered the universe. Today I came to a conclusion. Today I found humanity's greatest gift. I would share it with you but first! Consider man; the apex predator. Top of the food chain in a small planet tucked somewhere in the milky way. We know we are on a timer. For if global warming does not kill us, overpopulation might, and if that doesn't get us an asteroid -big and boisterous might do us in like it did our predecessors; the dinosaurs. If man somehow survives all this then we are certain that sometime in the future, the sun -that bringer of life -would go berserk and implode in a supernovae as all stars do, ending all life in the galaxy. We know this, and yet we do not fear that, we fear aliens?! I beg you to follow me still. Consider a man, one man or a woman maybe. We are on a timer still. We begin to die the moment we are born Drinking water -and yes I mean this literally -kills us. Ever heard the phrase "All systems ...
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Breeze breath.

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Breeze breath. Walking down the road, I feel done and dead. I feel disconnected My mind, my legs My hands, my stomach And my heart All in different places. Suddenly, a cool breeze hits me. Wow, it does mollify me It does sooth me to some extent. Only if we breathed that, Take a deep breath and you will understand. Air so cool and comforting. I know, no one ever took notice of that. I'm better now. Though just a bit down, I know, if it keeps on this way, Eventually I'll be completely fine. Just one more or a couple more Deep breaths and I'll be fine. ©obrianmazunda
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THE LOVE OF A MOTHER

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The greatest and deadliest of all times A love so strong, would push you to sin You can't resist as long as it insists Could be pure and also dangerous Could be safe and also your darkness It consumes like fire For the love of a mother Is the most dangerous ever © Maracci
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THE HR OFFICE

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All salaried people must read this: After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation. So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day!" I was shocked to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. And here's the conversation that took place: Manager: How many days are there in a year? Me: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: Do you come to work on weekends? Me: No sir. Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days do you now have? Me: 262 days Manager: How many hours make up a day? Me: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do you work in a day? Me: 8am to 4pm (i.e. 8 hours a day.) Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you w...
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OLUWAPELUMI

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OLUWAPELUMI Like the new moon You light my path Like the stars beautifies a moon night Your presence beautifies my heart Oluwapelumi Your name invites eternity I want you not to leave my side But to be by my side till we are weak I want to sleep every night With you by side To wake every morning With your heads in my arm I want to cuddle you In the cold night Your body and I Intertwined in each other I want to kiss passionately With the moon as the special guest And the stars as the spectators Witnessing our love story And when we are weak When my hands couldn't Hold pen any longer I want your hands in mine Firm never letting to go Our smiles from our toothless mouth Would brighten the moonless night Inviting the stars and moon to witness it too I want you to prove your name And be with me forever Oluwapelumi ®Sam Petros
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