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Flame In My Heart

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Flame In My Heart  our eyes are blue and sparkling like the deepest of seas. Your presence, like a sweet, summer breeze. Your hair is glimmering and golden like sun rays. Oh how you manage to brighten up my days. Your nose is beautiful; big and round, Oh what a wonderful person I have found! Your lips are smooth and are well formed, The whole of your body is perfectly adorned. Your laughter is like ripples of energy, That caresses and moves right through me. Your voice carries the blessing gift of music, Soft and inviting with a warmth in it. The smile that i see on Your face everyday, Fills me with joy and makes me proud and gay. You have brought a peace upon my soul And have planted a flame in my heart. You are the masterpiece of the universe, And... I Love You
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''Stop Asking People ‘How Was Your Night?’, It Is Wrong English” Heywhy

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THE LOVE OF A MOTHER

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The greatest and deadliest of all times A love so strong, would push you to sin You can't resist as long as it insists Could be pure and also dangerous Could be safe and also your darkness It consumes like fire For the love of a mother Is the most dangerous ever © Maracci
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THE HR OFFICE

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All salaried people must read this: After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation. So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day!" I was shocked to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. And here's the conversation that took place: Manager: How many days are there in a year? Me: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: Do you come to work on weekends? Me: No sir. Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days do you now have? Me: 262 days Manager: How many hours make up a day? Me: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do you work in a day? Me: 8am to 4pm (i.e. 8 hours a day.) Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you w...
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Dance

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Dance Dance! Dance!! Dance!!! For your doom is here Rushing to you with Arms wide open Expecting an embrace Rejoice! Rejoice!! Rejoice!!! For your tormentor Sings songs of victory Just because your doom Is at hand Be happy! Jump for joy! Jubilate! For your kings Contributes to your sickness Smiling as you die slowly They watch you fade away They expose you in the city of plague Still you are told to stay safe Dance, oh! Earth Rejoice be glad Felicitate, oh! Jubilate For you're helpless For you'll die a pauper And your kings will follow suit Only in their expensive suits ®Sam Petros
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